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Summary à eBook, PDF or Kindle ePUB ✓ Nicole CastleTHE BEST BOOK I VE READ ALL YEAR Wow that s a pretty big statement to make isn t it But if it s true it s true Ms Castle took her characters and her storyline from Chance Assassin My Review Here made them damaged fragmented cracked and then
she doused them with even of the peculiar and hilarious depravitydoused them with even of the peculiar and hilarious depravity she alone can dispense Every page every line was pure entertainment DEPRAVED IMMORAL DEBAUCHED OBSCENE DECADENT ROMANCE DYSFUNCTIONAL THE CHARACTERS Frank Poor beautiful guilty and sometimes clueless Frank It s all on his back Everything Maybe if he d get V on his back everything would be better already Because the guilt he felt was never over killing It was the lack of it the emorselessness which spoke of true evil Vincent V The most spoiled conceited outrageous brat in MM fiction and he deserves every damned spanking he asks for That was what made Vincent so perfect His aison d tre He was feminine to the point of being non threatening and masculine enough to prove Frank was homosexual after all Not to mention obscenely beautiful Casey Innocence incarnate Beautiful sweet gifted Throughout the book I wanted to protect him from anything dangerous or obscene but he s surrounded by it constantly In book 1 I may have thought Casey simple Here he s alive bright and fantastic He was a mere boy with a crush Hardly even handsome with his silly long hair He was androgynous the way models had become with an interesting than attractive face and a thin sexless body And he was an artist for fuck s sakes He probably didn t even have a criminal ecord Bella Barely five feet tall bitchy deadly fuck s sakes He probably didn t even have a criminal ecord Bella Barely five feet tall bitchy deadly so damned funny I couldn t help but fall in love with her It takes a lot for me to fall for a female character these days but I d be Bella s bitch any day She d cut me though But who cares cus she d wrap me in mink kiss my head and then kick me She applied lipstick as she walked her Manolo Blahnik stiletto boots leaving holes in the snow like stab wounds THE STORY Vincent thinks we should kill all five of them He s bored Frank was also bored but unlike Vincent he had chosen etirement And that decision along with the easons behind it continued to put a strain on their elationshipFull of snappy self aware immoralityFrank and Vincent have etired to the French countryside to live out their days as normal citizens Aww can you hear the birds singing in the trees and the dogs wagging their tales Well you could if it weren t for Vincent shooting at aw meat nailed to the trees to stay in shape Fortunately for us they aren t normal at all and etired life won t suit them for long Casey Frank s brother his mother and stepdad have come to visit andwell never mind because that doesn t matter at all What does matter is that Casey meets the most debauched and coutur d female in existence Enter Bella Frank s sister dripping from head to toe in Versace and weapons she is the udest foulest meanest most wonderful character I ve had the pleasure of falling for Yep you heard me I fell for the female lead Even impossible is the dubious and uniue pairing of Casey and Bella For one minute I thought this het couple might steal the show and I was worried because this is MY gay omance dammit OH Yeah There is a huge twisted mystery packed with murder assassins blood death sex and intrigue In fact there s so much going on in this story from every angle that it s going to work your head Most of this book eads like the exciting ending of other books The energy and wit un throughout Bring your thinking cap cus Ms Castle is going to throw. Two years following the events of Chance Assassin Frank and Vincent are living in France struggling with etirement And with each other When someone from Frank's past shows up and. ,
A lot your way THE WRITING First off you need to know that This Book Is Written book is written alternating POV S which differs from Chance Assassin s first person present tense writing This matters because it isn
just Vincent thoughts that we need to see in this book For me it didn t matter whether we were in V s Frank s Casey s or Bella s head it was all great and I just wanted of each one unlike when an author slips you into a POV that you just don t care aboutSecondly and maybe importantly is how much this author has improved her writing It s miles beyond her work in the first book Her already colorful characters are not only instantly memorable but they e also endearing Endearing assassins you say Yes I do say Lastly I m putting Nicole Castle on my uirky authors pedestal with my favorites Douglas Adams and Jasper Fforde Her creation of outlandish assassins tearing at your heartstrings deserves no less I would like to thank Nicole Castle for providing me with an ARCReview Copy in exchange for my honest eview Take a look at my MaleMale Romance Book Blog SoI don t know Look I loved the first one even though it was disturbing I eally eally liked it and I would ecommend itThis one sighI knew with the etirement that there would be issues between Frank and V and I was prepared for that prepared for them to not be what they once were or trying to figure out where to go from t If Martin Scorsese and uentin Tarantino got married and made a filthy mouthed word baby I m almost certain it would come out looking like Les Recidivists book two in the Chance Assassin series Les Rec scores another huge win for author Nicole Castle as this installment eads something like a uirky family comedy if by comedy it means the uirky family exists in a perfectly balanced union between committing mass murder and trying to avoid being executed in the most heinous possible way Sometimes by each other Who knew death and dismemberment could be so much fun Not to mention fashionableOne of the things I wasn t expecting when I started eading Les Recidivists was the emergence of the side characters who were introduced briefly in Chance Assassin A Story of Love Luck and *Murder There are parallel and intersecting storylines in this installment of the series *There are parallel and intersecting storylines in this installment of the series deliver the crazy in a fast paced stylized don t blink or you ll miss something someone getting shot stabbed blown up beaned eye gouged in a cosmetic incident things like that way and while I at first thought I was going to be disappointed by the author s decision to let those side characters hog the spotlight I was wrong So very very wrong to think itThis book is a continuation of the slightly slantways omance of now husbands Frank Sullivan Moreaux and Vincent Sullivan Moreaux to be sure but with Casey Evans and Bella Moncrief thrown into theromantic mix in uite possibly the most insane matchmaking scheme ever Frank and Vincent take on the added ole of keepers and handlers in this murderous monkey cage of love Frank tries to keep order V just wants to stir up trouble and kill people and their matrimonial bliss is now under considerable strain brought on by their etirement from the assassination biz as well as the esidual effects of Vincent s injuries injuries neither Frank nor Vincent can seem to uit blaming themselves for Guilt eally doesn t make for a good threesome It also doesn t make for the kind of sex Vincent wants because Frank is too busy treating V like he s going to shatter into a million little pieces at any moment Where s a little autoerotic asphyxiation wh. Threatens to bring his personal and professional lives together with a bang it's up to them to find out who ordered the hit and take them out first Things may not be what they se. En a guyt just vincent
NEEDS ITTHEN THE PLOT THICKENSSO CASEYitThen the plot thickensSo Casey Bella they e Frank s surrogate brother and sister how fun is that Casey the pansexual wide eyed Bella they e Frank s surrogate brother and sister how fun is that Casey the pansexual wide eyed hopes everything is glitter and Technicolor glee artist Casey And Bella the fudge you you fudgety fudging fudgewad I ll blow your fudging head off but you better not get your brain on my shoes assassin Bella Only she didn t say fudge See ScorseseTarantino word baby I loved her Theirs is a union of sugarplums and smoking guns yes there s MF sex in this one for those of you who care and watching these two fall in love was hysterical Really it was like watching my belovedly flake headed Casey epeatedly stick his tongue in a light socket but then miracle of miracles the light socket decided not to fry his craniumAnd then these two gave my heart all the feels it could feel It was not only unexpected but was also a lovely bonus to all the death and dismembermentNicole Castle is a masterful storyteller Just when you think Les Rec should be fined for disorderly conduct everything gets wrapped up and strangled to within an inch of its perfect life blissfully delivering Frank and Vincent the dynamic duo of mischief mayhem and madness back into the murder business it would seem which has left me with the hope that there will be foul mouthed word babies coming soon to a shallow grave near meThis author has written two books that have vaulted her onto my auto buy list They are laugh out loud funny one moment mildly disturbing the next then the next thing you know your heart is in your throat They both kept me turning page after page just to see which I d feel next and I was never disappointed Other than when they ended Good gad what an awful book It was infuriating I made it up to 60% before I threw in the towel Bella is the worst female character I have ever ead and everything I loved about the first book was conspicuously absent LenaRibka said everything I wanted to say about this godawful mess Read her eview if you loved the first book and want to know why you shouldn t ead this one 25 starsThe blurb is missleading the book is not about Vincent and Frank but about Casey and BellaWho are to put it with Bella s words plain fucking boringI did loved loved loved LOVED Chance Assassin and was eally happy to ead that the author would write a seuel Now I kinda wish I wouldn t have ead this because the book was eally disappointingWhile I like Casey I find him to less interesting for a bigger story He is the nice sidecharacter who you like when he appears but not have much own character to drive a plot although you can argue that the book has not much plot to begin with However Bella Bella is just annoying She is a whiny egocentric woman trapped in the mind of a little girl whose only interests lies in shopping designer clothes Nothing They love elationship is unbelievable and were going on my nerves because it is just you are fucking hot from Caseys side the eason he falls in love with her she is hot Great and you don t stop stalking and talking to me although I treat you like shit from Bellas sideThey both have no chemistry nothing Nada niente nixview spoilerAnd to get her pregnant was the worst plotdesicion ever Argh I wanted to screamSeriously not only that the most egocentric woman in this world gets pregnant Casey is immediately happy about it although they are sleeping just 3 to 4 months with each other and known each other for almost the same amount of time HeThey doesn tdon t even discusses it it s just you are pregnant Let me kiss you hide spoiler. Em but they may be exactly what Frank and Vincent needTold in multiple points of view Les Recidivists takes you deeper into the world or assassinations art dealers and a new oman.